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[Milldog1776]

Looks like our good friend, the fake Captain Shit-stain McPizzo has duped the folks at NAPMA (that's National Association of Professional Martial Artists, btw). He is speaking at their big Etreme Success Academy in Sept.

http://www.extremesuccessacademy.com/speakers.php

I guess in the eyes of NAPMA, you don't have to be legitimate to be successful. What a message they are sending by having this huckster on their event!

[JimH]

Another delusional knuckle head.
Another person who people raise up to be seen as legit when in fact he is another con man.
This is how it all happens,some group or organization believes the stories and never checks the facts and makes these people appear to be legit,then they just keep on rolling along sucking people in and ripping them off.

I have seen some of his super secret moves outlawed by the Military,lol,what a bunch of BS.
The deadly eye poke
the deadly front kick
the deadly hammer fist
the deadly tiger claw

Here is one of his deadly booklets:
http://www.closecombattraining.com/blackmask.pdf

The deadly rip off artist.

[Trainer]

Shit, im moving to the US to make my fortune as a secret super ninja

[grlaun]

ROTFLAO!

So NAPMA is gonna sell THAT? LOL!

Rob Colasanti is a bigger snake than I thought!

Yeah, Trainer, come on down we'll sell you like hotcakes!  All you need is a foreign accent and a mysterious unknown system...

[Trainer]

lol well im from Canada so i have the foriegn accent

[Hock]

Pizzo is not dumb. He is following in tried and true footsteps of good con men with canned sales crapolla. Bullshit.

I wonder if Pizzo will lecture on the top secret, super Nazi fighting course discovered by the GI invasion? Was that the same cave where they found Hellboy?

Hock

[grlaun]

I wonder if Pizzo will lecture on the top secret, super Nazi fighting course discovered by the GI invasion? Was that the same cave where they found Hellboy?

Hock

Ha!  Probably.

Yes, NAPMA lost contact with reality a while back and is struggling to get into the scene.

Remember Tampa?

[Snowball]

Good ol' Capn' Chris sent me an e-mail pimping "speed seduction techniques" or some such crap. Just when you think he can't sink any lower.
I can't believe NAPMA let him in? I always liked their operation before John Gruden got booted out.

[Milldog1776]

Called Napma today and asked them if they had done any kind of background check on Captain Shitstain.

Of course not. I informed them of his phoney claims of military service, Lt. X stuff and the whole shebang. The fellow I spoke with had no idea about this, and said that he was going to forward it over to his supervisor for "further action"...whatever the fuck that means.

I told him if they cared one ounce about the credibility of their organization, they'd dump this guy like a bad habit.

Something will come of it?

Doubt it.

[grlaun]

There it is folks!  Keith Miller on a rampage!  Kind of like the great migration in Africa - a beautiful sight, but also deadly.

[Samuel Browning]

"Loved by the thousands of soldiers, police officers, doctors, lawyers and regular folks he has trained, Captain Chris Pizzo is a selfdefense instructor who has become an icon and leader in the self-defense industry. A U.S. Grappling Gold Medal Champion, Chris has a remarkable 147 trophies and medals in karate, judo, Brazilian jiu jitsu, and boxing. Pizzo will share his personal story of triumph in the martial arts with conference attendees."

I've seen his top secret training cd training package.  The guy does not execute basic judo hip throws at more then an Orange belt level.  For example when demonstrating a throw on a TALLER individual he did not drop his hips lower then his partners, screwing up his throw.  This was a totally compliant partner by the way, so he should have been able to get it correct.  So with such crappy skills, how did he earn any real medals in Judo?

If anyone is interested I'll post links to two critical reviews of Top Secret Training.  It was truely a tardtastic learning experience.

[Milldog1776]

Captain Shitstain has released a new DVD set.

Here's samples complete with 3 Stooges sound effects.

http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=2108691140619410564&hl

http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=-5147017318758820283&hl

http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=5881758551907085029&hl

Worst Hip Throw ever filmed:
http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=-4073642955304534223&hl

[grlaun]

Mario & I tried watching Guerrilla Grappling.  We were terribly distracted by Pizzo's lack of delivery so we started counting how many "alright"s & "ok"s he did in a matter of minutes.  From the time it took Mario to check his computer in the living room and come back to the guest room (about 30 seconds?) Piz had mumbled 5 alrights and 3 oks.  W decided t punctuate all of our conversation from Saturday to Sunday.

Alright?  OK?

[Milldog1776]

What was so Guerrilla?

Did he dress up like Che Guevara?

[Benjamin Liu]

I don't know the context of the usage here, but in the 1990s martial arts videos advertized as "guerilla" meant that they were home movie quality, usually just copied on a home VCR, and often with hand-written labels.