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Twittle-De-Dumb
« on: July 08, 2009, 06:00:52 PM »
I happened to see a twitter message the other day, and some guy reported that he had been to lunch and paid. I could not help but ask myself, who in the fuck cares? It is the ultimate pscho-babble to write to the universe about how many times you wiped your ass.

                         "Took a shit at 4. Used 7 sheets of toilet paper."

This is basically the true value of the almost all twitts. Or twitters, or what ever they call them.   

Okay, I do remember the cool, quick twitters form the riots in Iran. Cool. Quick. Nice to have in an emergency. yeah, yeah.                     

But, is this not the poor man's blog? The failed blog? The failed blogger? You open up a business text book and it tells you that your new webpage MUST have talk forum, a blog and twitter. So, off you go, even though you are selling knitting needles, you will create an exciting talk forum on knitting needles. And the mandatory blog. And now the mandatory twitdle-de.

I read recently that there are phenominal amount of new blogs every day. Every day!1,000,000, and in one one month later 999,997 are gone. So what's left for all the Johnny One-Notes? Twittering?

You don't need to be a genius to twitter. Short, useless babble. Hint. Nodoby cares.

                                "At 1 pm I turned right instead of left."
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Re: Twittle-De-Dumb
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2009, 07:38:52 PM »
I recently finished a book on social media marketing, and IMO it was mostly useless.  IIRC it was written by a journalist who writes computer articles rather than a guy who started a business from scratch using good marketing skills.

One big point was to get a few popular bloggers to like your product enough to blog about it often.  There was also a lot of junk only useful to large companies that could have people dedicated to blogging, and typical stuff like every company needing a blog.
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Re: Twittle-De-Dumb
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2009, 11:12:20 AM »
Twitter response to all that...

  "Had breakfast. Eggs were delicious. Need to buy gas for my truck within the next
  few days. Toe feels funny. Combed my hair."

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Re: Twittle-De-Dumb
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2009, 07:34:54 PM »
LMAO!
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Re: Twittle-De-Dumb
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2009, 08:26:09 PM »
Listened to Obama. Bought another handgun. Shot TV set. Reloaded, shot it again
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you're all a bunch of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me!

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Re: Twittle-De-Dumb
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2009, 08:32:17 PM »

5:30 pm Twitter:
      Third toenail extra dirty.
      Soaked wrench in gasoline.
      Killed neighbors pet python with dull chain saw.

Mr. Tweedle Twat Tweedle
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Re: Twittle-De-Dumb
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2009, 10:21:13 PM »
5pm  Twitter:

What? I don't remember eating corn!
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Re: Twittle-De-Dumb
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2009, 05:13:30 PM »
No its way for people to stay in touch.
The only problem is...
The rest of the world reads it too.

There is nothing wrong with a form of communication.
Just post some substance.

The problem is the rest of the world sees it.
Some blog and social networking sites allow you for only friends to read. Which in my opinion is reasonable.

But when every one is reading when you take a shit thats sad...
For me its a way to keep up with my neices and nephews..

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Re: Twittle-De-Dumb
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2009, 07:04:42 PM »
Rafeal Jorgenson's twitter -

      "12 noon: Peed twice today. Second piss looked a little yellow.
       Need to drink more water."

      " 3 pm: drank water."


<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Thanks, Rafeal. Thanks for sharing.
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Re: Twittle-De-Dumb
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2009, 01:44:35 AM »
Rafels next twit-
Oh hell Think i got the clap=heheheh
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Re: Twittle-De-Dumb
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2009, 04:01:42 AM »
Unless the twits that are twittering are all fucking idiots, then what do we have? That's right boys and girls! A bunch of useless morons wasting theirs and everybody else's time being a twit. It just couldn't have been named more perfectly
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I leave you idiots alone for 5 minutes and I come back and you're all dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots
you're all a bunch of slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff will make you a sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me!

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Re: Twittle-De-Dumb
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2009, 09:14:26 AM »
Reafeal Twit #6067

    "I just read someone else's twitter.
     He made fun of someone else's twitter.
     I twittered the first twitter.
     He twittered me back that he'd read that twitter.
     We decided in a twitter that we would not twitter him anymore"


 
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Re: Twittle-De-Dumb
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2009, 10:30:24 AM »
12:00 pm twitter

Couldn't help myself. Just had to look "twitter" up on dictionary.com...  :-\

twitter

–verb (used without object)

1. to utter a succession of small, tremulous sounds, as a bird.

2. to talk lightly and rapidly, esp. of trivial matters; chatter.

3. to titter; giggle.

4. to tremble with excitement or the like; be in a flutter.



12:03 pm twitter

What kind of lacy-panty bullshit is that?   :o



12:06 pm twitter

Note to self...

stop twittering immediately!  >:(
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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2009, 01:10:37 PM »
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Re: Twittle-De-Dumb
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2009, 10:20:16 AM »
Flash:

    Had two cups of coffee this morning.
    More news later.
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