It hs been reported that there are wild pigs in Keist Park in Dallas. The city has hired a professional trapper to try and catch some of them ( some of them?).
As usual, I have a better answer..
All of the forum members from Louisianna, Mississippi, Arkansas and such, pack up your single wides and head on down to Dallas. Bring your smokers, your best BBQ stuff and get fucking busy. I figured by the time you all invite all of your closest realtives ( most of the state) you should have the problem solved in about 2 weeks. And just think of the money you could make selling fresh BBQ.
Too bad it's not a NASCAR weekend. Then your lives would be damn near perfect.
And just think, with a little planning, you could get a set up going at Fair Park at the Cotton Bowl. And I know that all of you know exactly where the Cotton Bowl is located. If you don't well then your just not a real American!
I know, I know, just thank me!
