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[Hock]

TWO goat meat butchers engaged in a knife duel in Quezon City, leaving one of them dead Friday night.

Jimbo Torrico, 27, died on the spot from two stab wounds in  the back.
His antagonist identified only as Jon-jon escaped after the incident which took place at 7:30 p.m. at a meat shop on Commonwealth Avenue.

Case investigator SPO2 Neil Garnace of the Quezon City Police District’s Criminal Investigation and Detection Unit said the victim and the suspect argued when Torrico sold his goat meat at a lower price.

At the height of their confrontation, the two engaged in a knife duel, leaving Torrico dead. 

[JimH]

Thus the saying:
Always bring a gun to a knife fight.
(especially when dealing with Butchers)

[Kelly Knight]

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I think I'm turning into a goat!"

The Doctor asks the man, "How long have you felt this way?"

"Since I was a kid..." sighed the man.

[Crafty]

They know how to cut meat.