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[arnold]

It has come to the attention of this humble blogger that Muslims and other assorted ragheaded terroistic fucks will be exempt from the national health insurance bullshit that the Big O dropped on the rest of America. The shitheads look upon insurance as gambling, and since gambling is immoral to them, they do not have to participate in the dumbass program. But fear not fellow Americans, the Big O and the rest of the current elected shitheads will just up your taxes so that you will have to cover the ragheads when they drop 12 new jihadic suicide bombers on the free world.
And all of you thought the illegal aliens were the problem. Costa rica is looking better and better

[Bryan]

Thanks for the good news,,,,,, Just think how much money you could save on beer and insurance if you converted.

[Kentbob]

Personally, I think the Yukon Territory looks better and better.  But good luck with Costa Rica.

[arnold]

Bryan is right! (see Blazing Saddles) Just think, I could become a totally useless piece of crap, suck on the govt tit, put a turban on my head and just dance around like a fucking idiot. Then when somebody complained, I would start whining that they were racist and not allowing me my religious freedom.
Then, to really get the ball rolling, I would marry an illegal alien,( not an undocumented worker) have about a dozen screaming carpet rats, and have the govt feed, cloth and teach them, and sit back and collect a check of 800 or more for every one of them.
Then, with a govt grant, as I'm now a raghead, I would open my own brewery in violation of shithead law, and protest about my "brewing" freedom.
And then I would by a cool new gun. And that would all happen just in the first week!
So many great ideas, so many useless politicians.

[Bryan]

Personally, I think the Yukon Territory looks better and better.  But good luck with Costa Rica.

Good luck in Canada, they deported me, lol. If you want to grow and smoke your own weed its a go up there but don't even think about having a gun and defending yourself, that kind of thing is not tolerated.

It is funny to have lived overseas and come home to watch you guys chat each other up about living somewhere else. Whats even funnier is the fact the only culture on earth that will accept outsiders is Islamic Culture. You move anywhere in the world as a Christian and you will always be a foreigner, an outsider. Convert to Islam and your now a brother, a member of the tribe with full rights.

[Canuk]

FYI, smoking and growing weed as well as having it on you is still an offense under the CDSA. As for shooting someone is self defense, you will need to articulate that action before the courts.

[Kentbob]

If I end up moving to the Yukon Territory, there isn't a government in the world that's going to be in a position to be telling me what to do.

As for being an outsider, many of us have been misfits and outsiders, never accepted wholly by a group all our lives.  Moving to another place and continuing to be an outsider is less of a concern for those of us who are true to ourselves than for people like you who apparently would do anything to be accepted.


Kent

[Hock]

Hint....Kentbob was stationed up in Yukon for about a year.
He kinda' knows where the snowflakes fall. 

Hock

[Kentbob]

Closer to four years in Alaska.  My point was less that I could survive than if I feel it necessary to break contact that far north, my firearms and other tools are going to be the least of anyone's concern.


Kent

[grlaun]

To hell with being cold!  I'm going to sell everything, move to Tahiti or Micronesia and go native

[arnold]

Dear Dickhead, aka Bryan,
Let's see, I never mentioned anything about weed. But I can understand why Canada thru your ass out. As for never living anywhere else, I lived and worked in Canada for 6 years in Glorious Port Stanley Ontario. As for guns, you can own one and yes, they do have a great deal of restrictions, which is why I choose to live in Texas, even though I have permits for 8 other states.
As for your completely idiotic statement that the Islamic culture will accept outsiders, tell that to the families of the medical team that was murdered by cowardly ragheads just recently. Or just think about how many Jews or Christians live in, oh let's see, some dunghole like Iraq. The answer oh brainless one is zippo. Where do you see in the world where some Jew straps on a bomb and blows himself up, all in the name of some goat fucking prophet? Nowhere in the free world that i currently know of.
Ya know dear readers, I thought that Bryan had pulled his head out of his ass, but as it rarely happens, I was wrong. His head is fully inserted as his does his daily breakdance routine.
And see dear readers, I can admit when I have made a mistake. So what I have is a kindly suggestion for Bryan. He should attach his ass to one camel and his feet to another, Put on some of that horrible wailing music, which is enough to scare the crap out of any camel, and both camels will hopefully head in the opposite directions, thereby pulling his head out of his ass.

And so there you have it dear readers, another great idea hoping to "straighten" things out for our fellow breakdancing ragheads

[Kentbob]

ACtually, Bryan is right.  Islam is willing to take anyone, as long as you renounce any other faith or belief that you might have ever held, and only live by the code that Allah and Mohammed laid down many moons ago.

If you can't do that well...they don't want you.

Kent

[arnold]

Submit to the will of Bryan, submit to the will, submit to the will...... Oh fuck that!

[Kentbob]

The power of Bryan compels you!

Ah, that old movie "Life of Brian"

"Suicide squad...attack!"


"There....that..showed 'em..."


Kent

[rutleddc]

I was born in Alaska and have visited it and the Yukon. It is beautiful up there and people have that DIY attitude and friendliness that I love. My only concerns are that I would have to leave the career in engineering that I love, and that Cyndy would hate the long dark winters.

I would not be able to move my large WWII weapon collection into the Yukon as a US citizen, but I could drown my sorrows with good Canadian beer and Yukon Jack.