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[sarguy]

While shopping for college text books on Amazon I found a copy of Hock's Knife Fighting Encyclopedia, Volume 1, 2nd ed for a reasonable price. Just for the sake of having the old "collector's item" I bought it.  It arrived today.  Now I'm looking forward to getting the new one.

Damn thing's keeping me from my homework and proof-reading. Ah well. There are worse afflictions, no?

[Hock]

Get and burn them.

Hock

[redfive]

YES,YES, burn them all. That way my signed copies will be the only ones left, and worth a fortune ( The Book of Eli, Hock ). I even kept all Hock's  "State of the Union" reports he used to send out and all the magazines. Long live the Congress.

                                                         Redfive

[arnold]

Just remember, my picture is in there......

[redfive]

Yep. Even a picture of your "HANDY WORK". Oouch


















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[arnold]

Was that with Hocks knee on my face?

[Hock]

No, the one where all your fingers were almost cut off.

Hock

[sarguy]

Just remember, my picture is in there......

Was that why I was supposed to burn them? Or does that render them impervious to flame?

[Professor]

No, the one where all your fingers were almost cut off.

Hock

Don't listen to Arnold's story.  I'll tell you the rest of the story.     It's a doozy.

[arnold]

This goes back to my nose picking post on a differnt topic. So I got the scarred fingers and screwed up elbow both on the same side. But at least I'm now balanced out as I got struck by lightning on my right leg. So now I just limp along, barley able to scratch my own ass. Shit, I'm surprised the Obama administration hasn't called me. I'd fit right in with the rest of the morons who won't, can't do nothing.

[sarguy]

This goes back to my nose picking post on a differnt topic. So I got the scarred fingers and screwed up elbow both on the same side. But at least I'm now balanced out as I got struck by lightning on my right leg. So now I just limp along, barley able to scratch my own ass. Shit, I'm surprised the Obama administration hasn't called me. I'd fit right in with the rest of the morons who won't, can't do nothing.

Problem is, you manage to convey that you are barely able to scratch your own ass in less than 12 paragraphs of political double-speak BS. And in doing so, admit that you are attempting to do your own ass-scratching, instead of hiring it out to culturally sensitive and tax-payer funded, racially diverse, ass-picker "service corps". You greedy, job-hoarding racist bastard! Why do you hate baby Jesus? Why do you hate America?

[arnold]

I'm gonna shoot for the Govt Grant for beer tasting and hammock lounging. I'll have to see what type of grant I can get for the hammock.
I don't like a lot of America as it is inhabited by the likes of Pelosi and other shitheads just like her. Ah, but then there are the special areas where there are micro breweries and I calm down for a short period of time......