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[arnold]

Somehow, and I still have no idea how, I screwed up my left elbow big time. So after the last 3 months of steroids, enough ice to sink the Titanic, etc., they started the first round of injections.
So now, instead of my elbow bugging the hell out of me, I can barely move my arm. This has almost eliminated ass scratching and nose picking, not to mention slowing down my ability to type answers and insults to the individuals that need it badly.
And to top it all off, they still won't let me work out. I'm still arguing with the docs on this and hope to sneak back to the gym next week.
So beware dickheads, I'm still here.
But, I still look good!

[Canuk]

Good thing you are right handed or your sex life would be over!

[whitewolf]

Arnold were u training or just haveing fun ? WW (ELB) Speed  of light

[arnold]

I am a gifted individual and can go either right or left handed, so no worries my snow bound Canadian friend. You could probably write a whole chapter on jerking off with snowmobile mittens on.... Probably be a big seller in the Great White North!

[Canuk]

Pffft chapter! chapter! I've a three volume set!

[Keith Miller]

Why do you think the rabbit fur glove linings fly off the shelf so fast up there?

[arnold]

That and Sex Wax. Poor Canadians didn't know it was for skiing!
But to continue, couldn't move arm yesterday at all. Have to wear this contraption for the next few  days. Just think, if all of our dear readers down south had to wear this? What would they do for most of the day if the Mississippi State pastime was cut by more than half?!
Makes one wonder.......

[Canuk]

Wait, you mean Sexwax isn't for... ah never mind

[Dawg]

Just think, if all of our dear readers down south had to wear this? What would they do for most of the day if the Mississippi State pastime was cut by more than half?!
Makes one wonder.......

We would improvise; after all, "necessity is the mother of invention".

It would, however, limit our ability to clean the fingernails of our left hand with a pocket knife. We would still, somehow, manage to survive.

http://s0.ilike.com/play#Hank+Williams+Jr.:A+Country+Boy+Can+Survive:126732:m2447395

[arnold]

Dawg, good point. Think of all the rabbits that will be spared!